HOW ARE THE CDS SHIPPED? DO YOU SHIP OVERNIGHT OR INTERNATIONALLY? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THE CDS TO ARRIVE?
We ship CDs throughout the U.S via First Class Mail from the U.S. Postal Service, and to Canada for an additional charge due to extra postage and customs processing fees. CDs normally ship by the end of the following business day and can take up to a week to arrive via First Class mail in the U.S. and up to 10 days in Canada. (Delivery times are normally faster, but we’d rather be more conservative with our estimates just in case.) We apologize but overnight or express shipping is not available.
YOU OFFER THREE DIFFERENT CDS - WHICH SHOULD I CHOOSE?
The best value is the double-CD set, offering nearly everything on “The Mother of All Comedy CDs” plus 30 additional tracks, at a great savings over purchasing two CDs separately. “The Mother of All Comedy CDs” is ideal for introducing new listeners to the hilarious messages from Amy's Mom. For more help making your selection, visit our CD order page, which lists all the tracks on each CD. If you still have questions, feel free to contact us at MomCDSupport@gmail.com. (Please allow 24 hours for response, though we'll do our best to answer sooner.)
ARE THE CDS AVAILABLE ON ITUNES?
Yes. For Volumes 1 and 2, go to iTunes and search for “Amy’s Answering Machine.” To find “The Mother of All Comedy CDs,” you’ll need to type in the full title, including the word “The.”
DO YOU GIFT WRAP?
While we are unable to offer gift wrapping services at this time, You WILL have the opportunity upon checkout to include a brief gift message.
IS IT SAFE TO ORDER AT THIS SITE?
Rest assured that this site is protected by the very latest in security technology and that we will never sell or release your information. We value your business, respect your privacy and will take the utmost care with any data you input at our site.
CAN I BUY THE CDS AT WALMART OR TARGET?
Amy's CDs are not sold in stores at this time.
ARE THE CDS RETURNABLE?
All CD sales are final. (In the highly unlikely event that your CD arrives and does not play, email MomCDSupport@gmail.com, and we'll make things right.)
CAN I PAY BY MONEY ORDER?
Sure. (But no personal checks.) To pay by U.S. money order, choose a product and follow the online order process to learn total price with shipping and tax (for orders sent to New York only). Print order form or send name, address, day and evening phone, shipping address, email addresss, and U.S. money order only payable to Amy Borkowsky Productions, Inc. (Orders submitted with this method can take a bit longer to ship.) P.O Box 1894, Murray Hill Station New York, NY 10156.
DO YOU ACCEPT PHONE ORDERS?
The quickest and most economical way to get your CDs is by ordering online. (Web specials apply only to internet orders placed here; phone orders are processed at regular price.) If you'd still like the comfort of ordering via a friendly human, our number is 212-481-2979. OPERATORS DO NOT HAVE ANSWERS TO YOUR CD QUESTIONS OR ACCESS TO ORDERS ALREADY PLACED. We'll be happy to provide support for previously placed orders and to answer any questions about our products if you write to MomCDSupport@gmail.com, and we normally respond within 24 hours.
DO YOU ACCEPT PAYPAL?
We accept most major credit cards but are not accepting PayPal at this time.
STILL HAVE QUESTIONS?
Email MomCDSupport@gmail.com, and we'll be happy to help you out.